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Ok so uhm, today I got up a little late for Sundays. I was going to get you all pictures of the sun rising but I was too late, however I got some nice photos which still show some red clouds (i think). They were taken at 6.30 am.
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Today I got up early for my basketball game, despite not playing basketball since the start of holidays.

Anyway, here's  the lemon version of one of the drinks in the box. 

First off, I did not forget to blog yesterday (although I did on Wednesday). I don't use the computer from Mondays to Thursdays for school, unless I have homework involving my computer, a special occasion or I'm on dad's laptop for like.. 5 minutes (which doesn't give me enough time to blog). Such a pity :( 

Yesterday was pretty weird, cloudy. So was today's morning, but now it's one of my favourite types of atmosphere. There's considerably big and shapeless clouds lumbering around in the sky, leaving big gaps of pretty blue. The sun is occasionally blocked by a cloud, but it is shining in a gap right now.


Anyway, today in the morning I decided to get Joanne a birthday present seeing as I didn't give (and couldn't give) her one earlier. Morgan decided to pay for the other half, so we got the most unnecessarily expensive hand sanitiser we could find.

Talking specifics, we had a choice between two of the same brand. However one was green and the other was just white and dull, so we chose the green one. It's also Aloe Vera (the white one was Vitamin E). And it's got a quote at the bottom which says:
"leaves hands feeling soft, smooth & refreshed". It's in two wavy lines so it's cooler.

You may have noticed that I'm promoting this product but that's my point! :D Oh yea and it's got the thing where you push the thing down at the top so it squirts out the stuff, rather than squeezing the bottle. At the back it says to supervise children in the use of this product. LOL. LOL. CUZ IMA EAT IT NGAWW xD  It also tells you to not use on cut skin (giving me some ideas there).

Anyway, it kills 99% of germs, perfect for the sterile-control freak like Joanne ;D .


Onto something else green, my dad recently bought a box of three types of asian drinks. But they're all rips of Ice Tea. I've got the Green Ice Tea in front of me. It's completely in chinese, I can't even find any English on it (other than the ml capacity thing). But this one literally tastes like a nice green tea which is cold. :D

Ok Hi everyone! And Happy Birthday Joanne! I forgot to blog yesterday x_x sorry. Hopefully this one will be a good long post. I put notes on my phone about what I should write about today, so yea. xD I'll try make the blog sound appealing to the eyes and brains.

Let's start off today by saying today's a pretty hot today. About 33 to 35 degrees outside. I got up at about 10:30 AM and now my parents are out somewhere at some of their friend's house.

Ok, let's tell you some of my life stories. My parents mention this subject so often. I only cried once when I was a baby. Literally. Literally, literally. Apart from one time when I was a few months. I didn't even cry when I was born. And that's why my parents are so happy. Yea that's right, I was a good baby and toddler. I fell over about 50 times on my knees and didn't cry. I'm practically bragging right now but it's true and I don't know how I did it, I guess I'm just too pro.

They also mentioned that I gave up too easily. If I wanted something and my parents wouldn't get it for me, I would signal again for it. If they still didn't give it to me, I'd give up. :D  Yea, I was a good boy.

Another thing I want to tell you is that do any of you bother changing when you get out of bed? Unless you're going out or going to school or something, ofc. I can not give a shit because no one other than your parents are going to see you. My parents sometimes don't notice. :D

Oh yes and I had another cutting incident two days ago. I was going to mention it yesteday but seeing as I didn't blog, I'll talk about it here. This one wasn't with a knife, it was a papercut lol. I was doing my homework and reached the end of a line so I moved my hand left to the next line, and papercutted 1 cm of my wrist. D:  Luckily it wasn't a vein, so I'm cool with that. ;D

Oh yea, I want to direct this question to women. How is cleaning in any way fun? I mean, making your bed? Cleaning up the room? Folding clothes? Vaccuuming? Ugh, don't you get tired after 1 minute? Not physically tired but 'OMG SCREW THIS' tired? Speaking about this, I want to share a quote I really liked from the movie 'The Duchess'. It's a great movie, for those of you who haven't seen it, you should watch it or rewatch it if you haven't in a while.
Anyway, here's the lines (I don't remember them exactly, but it was like this):
Duke of Devonshire: "One thing I can not understand is why women have to dress so fashionably."
Duchess Georgiana: "Men can show off and express them in so many ways in our world, but I woman can do nothing but wear pretty dresses and hats."
Wonderful & meaningful quote, right?

Ok so like I wrote down what I'm going to blog today on my phone notes because I knew I'd forget.

Anyway, I had an hour nap from 11:30 - 12:30 am cuz I only got 4 hours sleep. But now I'm not tired at all. It was really weird because I kept waking, falling asleep, having a dream, waking again, falling asleep again, having a dream, etc.

I went to Flemington in the morning to buy asian stuff from asian grocery stores. We were passing by so my Dad decided to stop by. And they can't spell Sea Cucumber!!!! They spelt it Sea cucber so it lol'd. Or maybe they didn't have enough space in the plate which u write things on....

Anyway, I also took some pictures of this product cuz it's so amazing. And I didn't know you could buy it in Australia.
It's really, really nice :D If you've ever had violet crumble chocolate, you'll know it's chocolate coated an the inside is this really nice candy thing which is orange. It's same in icecream, but they add nuts (iansw) and it's orange icecream which tastes nice.

Anyway, I also want to talk about this specific type of seaweed known as Tae Kae Noi.
What I like about this is that it's a company (Korean I think) which is selling seaweed, a Japanese produce, which is made in Thailand and the packet is written in Chinese. So it's obviously retarded, but it tastes great. Oh and uhm, my friends who came back from Korea also gave us this thing which is kinda like a Twix.
I have no idea what those words say so uhm... could someone translate it for me please? :D

Also, some people say that my shorter posts are short. When i say shorter, I mean shorter than ones like these. And then they say that their's is long. You know who I'm talking to xD But yea, you add paragraphs each 5 to 7 words and sometimes just one word or expression. Then it makes it look long. Lololol

Anyway, did I mention the two magpies that live in our garden somewhere? I don't know their hideout, it's probably somewhere up in a high treee but it's awesome cuz they visit daily. They eat random ants and things we don't want (other than lizards). Though they can't eat our blue tongue lizards cuz they're too tank. Anyway, one of them has lighter and much more pale black feathers than the other. o_o And she/he looks so aweeesome.

Whoever doesn't like this song has no taste in music whatsoever. Even if you don't like techno/hardcore/trance.

So like, today I got up at 10 am. Zomg so early rite? I'm so tired, unlike usual when I don't care. I woke up at like... 9.00 but couldn't get up or open my eyes for over 5 seconds. So yea, I lied on mah bed for an hour :)

Did I tell you all about my accidental knifing incident? I was like crazy at the time or something so I pressed a blade onto my skin considerably hard. Lifted it, and nothing was wrong. No bleeding. So I did it again... again... and again, until one time I accidentally moved the knife down. I was like.. oh shit.. Then I lifted it. And I saw a small slice, then it gradually turned colour and started bleeding. It initially didn't hurt, only after 5 minutes the pain kicked in.

Oh yea, another win for David Kang :D I found out that my parents never got acne on their faces when they were teens so uhm... that explains why I didn't get any the last two years. win


ok, back with another update after demands. I'm just telling pointless things to make this seem longer. :D

The sky turned from blue to like... grey suddenly. o_o I didn't notice the change. It's boring now. There's also occasional thunder going off, but I don't see the lightning before it D:

Anyway, I also sat for an hour in front of a fan again cuz yea, I'm asian. I was also drinking an asian rip off of Lipton Ice Green Tea. It's super asian cuz there's no English, other than the ingredient listing.

OHYEA AND ANTHONY HAS A NEW VOICE. He got up to the 'stage' and his voice finally broke. It sounds so lol now x_x

I also just measured a scar at the back of my leg. It's about 6 -7 cm long according to my very accurate metal ruler. Oh yes, and uhm, I used that fragrance thing in my room.. it's like a candle but it melts really fast into a liquid which is then evaporated and releases a really nice smell. :D 

Oh yea, don't you hate it when your parents' friends come over and they have children (especially the ones same age/younger than you) and you're not friends with them? And then my parents say:"Go play with David." Then I give them the 'WHAT THE FUCK' expression but they pretend they didn't see it. They think I'm fine with it.

Uhm... welcome back Isabella and JiaJia from Europe.  Michael, come back to Australia now x___x and get well soon Nathan, don't drink the Coke! It is super bad for your teeth.


Bless The Fall - What's Left Of Me.                               Lol lyrics are in some random language.

Ok so like... I'm trying to break our 12 hour Skype conversation record but I don't think this is going to. :( Ehh, we're up to like... 5 hours. :\ Or 6. We're in the call right now :D

Yesterday night, I switched on GO! channel and watched like... 10 minutes of Gossip Girl. Uhm, it was pretty chat. Cuz like, the dude started making out with his stepmother and the other girl walked in and 'WHAT THE FUCK's. And I also learnt that EVERYONE is a massive player. They try to pick up NEARLY everyone. Disgusting. And there's this guy with a pedo smile, smile eyes (for a white guy) and black hair. =__=

I don't think I've mentioned this before so err, there's this cat which has recently moved into the place outside my room. Which happens to be like a porch. Or he's somewhere around there. At night he keeps purring and it's really cute :D 

The temperature today reached 43 degrees outside my room which is preetty 1337. I thought it was only going to reach about 32 degrees. I think it's going to be even hotter tomorrow. But the sky looks pretty awesome

Dinner now

Ohaiguis. Just came back from dinner. I didn't have rice for once today! I had bread with butter then honey on top cuz parents couldn't be bothered cooking rice u_u 

Skyping with Marcus, Morgan, Jojo, Alicia, Adri and Gilly. Convo's been going for 7 hours already. ^_^ Cool lives we have. Apparently Gilly plays hide and seek with her sisters, but she sucks at it. Her sister(s) and other friends scream like 24/7. They're probably playing a Hardcore Deathmatch or something. King of the Hill. Climb on the bed and knock off everyone who tries to get on.

On Urbandictionary.com, I searched up pufferfish. Funny results. BTW, DO NOT SEARCH UP BLOWFISH. Even though that's a synonym. Btw, I also have a new word you can use on Alicia. Bulbous head. I was reading the pufferfish section on national geographic.com for fun and it described the heads. LLOL. I also defined a new word 'Alicia Syndrome', but it's not up YET. They have to review it first. I'll tell you all when it's up.

I know i've posted this video before but it's so awesome, and everyone likes it.

Good announcement. Hand is fine now, but the scars are still raw. Maybe I'll give you pictures in the next few days when it's fully... fine. :D  I'm eating dumplings right now :D

Also, I was going to renew something from the library online but I didn't know my account password. Eventually my account got disabled from outside access so now I have to go to the library to tell them. Thing is, I REMEMBERED THE DAMN PASS AS SOON AS THE ACCOUNT GOT DISABLED. ZOMGGGGGGGG now it won't let me :(

We recently just bought an apartment in... err... not telling so people can't stalk me. :D But I had to go with parents to check it out today so that the agreement could be settled and we would gain the title. Then we went to Chatty, had some asian food in the New Shanghai restaurant which just recently opened in Chatswood Chase. They also have a restaurant in Lemon Grove (ground floor) and Ashfield (I don't know where there). It's really good, and no, they didn't pay me advertising revenue to mention this in my post. I just like the restaurant cuz it's the closest thing you can get to real Shanghainese foods in Shang. :D 

Oh yea, Jojo, I'M DOWNLOADING THE AEROPLANE GAME LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. It better have like, multiplayer or at least something co-op which is via LAN.

OHRIGHT, PEOPLE, I DID MY FIRST HANDSTAND WHICH LASTED 20 SECONDS. I could have done it many years ago but I was too scared because I thought I would flip and die x__x In the end of the 20 seconds, I did do a crash land which only hurt for a little while. I tried again after the first but it only lasted 5 seconds before I lost balance and failed. D:

I also went with my parents to the doctor, and the only thing I did there was measure my height. I am 1m 82cm. :D

Anyway, the weather was awesome today. I love clear blue skies, even though I like varieties of colours. Thing is, when you look into the distance, the blue becomes lighter and paler. And the horizon is planted with tress and plants for me so it's cool.

I have noticed that everyone like the song Higini by Bless The Fall. That's always a favourite for everyone. And what else I've realised is that I know more girls who like/don't mind metal than guys. I know, kinda weird u_u

Day 4 of Healing. BETTER. MUCH BETTER. Just scars and stabs now, it'll probably be fully healed tomorrow or the day after that. Then I'll upload pictures of it, if you want them. :D

I also started reading Gone With The Wind last night. Mitchell is, I think, too over descriptive around the start.

Did I also mention that one day in basketball training, our coach decided to split us up for a practise game.
 And he was like:" Waynne, go skins."
Waynne:"...what... ?"
Coach:"Go skins."
Waynne:"Watt.... :( But i dont want too! :( "
Coach:"Take your shirt off now!"
Waynne:"WHAT!"

Eventually he did take his shirt off. Awesome day, too bad people who wanted to see thsi glorious event like Ng weren't there.

Ohyea btw, punching walls hurts more than punching yourself. Because when you punch the wall, you can direct your force stronger in a straight line to make it much stronger. While if you punch yourself, you arm is bent and thus won't hurt as much. And you can't (externally) bleed by punching yourself. So my point is now proven :D

So yes, it's day 3 of healing. And my hand doesn't hurt occasionally anymore. :D Most of the wounds have scabs on them now, some have already fallen off to leave pinkish scars. I can type slightly faster now without wincing.

Anyway, I went to the library and borrowed Gone With The Wind, which I've been waiting for a long time. I also found out that I never actually did go over my phone limit, we were just charged extra because we didn't pay last month, so they just added it. =="  I was pretty pissed off when I found out.

Joanne made me watch  1 litre of tears. Weird because the actor is kinda pretty but the actual person this was about is fugly. No joke.

Anyway, good day. :D  Kool sky because it's blue and littered with bright clouds

Wounds healing faster than I though :D  The ones on the back of my hand are already developing a very vague scab in the corners and edges. Knuckles are still pretty lol  u_u

Btw, did I ever mention that I have lots of scars on my kneecaps? Especially on my right one (as usual >_>). Maybe I should upload pictures of them along with the ones that are healing now when they're done. I also had this incident on the back of my right leg, it looks like I knifed myself there :3  But I didn't of course. 

Ohyea, and if none of you have notices, I stabbed myself with a pencil in my top right cheek. Nathan and Marcus were sitting right next to me to witness that fateful event x_x  it was a graphite pencil (luckily), not lead :D  Yea so I just finished sharpening a pencil and was holding it when I was reading something. However I didn't notice that the tip was pointing up, at my face. Then I was studying picture but it was kinda small so I moved my head closer and coincidentally stabbed myself. That's why there's this very faint light greyish mark there.

It's gotten lighter than it was originally at year 6 and the doctor says that there's a fair chance it'll go away after a few years. The doctor however said that maybe we should kill the skin there so it can regrow. So I had some liquid nitrogen prodded on there to burn/super-freeze the skin. However it failed so I just have to wait the years out for it to go away.

I'm typing pretty slowly (mainly with me left hand) cuz my knuckles on my right hand hurt because I punched the wall about 70 times until they were bleeding. not rlly bleeding though, just the skin was torn off and if u touch it it hurts :( i also kept wacking the back of my right hand on the end of a table. I'll take pictures of the scars when they heal, IF they turn into scars. I didn't hurt my left hand cuz it hurt more and my right hand can take much more. Don't ask me why. I just did this because it can take my mind off something else.

but yea, it's cuz I was prtty sad today. Parents went super unreasonable mode as well as interrupt as much as you can mode. Day started off by finding out that i went over my already small phone plan by $40. Owell, that wasn't the main problem. School's much more fun. It keeps me preoccupied and the academic work is SO MUCH EASIER. Today I started homework at 10:30 am. I did some maths (which I don't mind at all, cuz maths is kool) but then I got the science at about 12:30am. And guess where I ended? 5:00pm. ==" I complained that this was too much work, and that I suck at science in the first place.

I had to do 7 chapters. Which meant reading all the shit, doing all the questions (which so many i didn't know of). But I mean, that isn't TOO difficult. What's difficult is remembering the fucking periodic table (groups 1 - 8). It took my a shit tonne of time and I'm probably going to forget it in a week, so I don't see the point. Besides, we get periodic tables in the exam if we have a subject which includes the periodic table.

Anyway, I didn't put any bandages on cuz apparently it slows down the process of healing? Idk. Lol.

HAI. My friends (and parents' friends) came back from Korea recently and they came over today. :D They gave us some food they got from Korea including CREPES. BIAAAAAAAATCH. U BE JELUS, I NOE.

this be the box...

U MUST BE JELUS.

Newai. Haiis. I forgot completely what I was going to write today cuz I got distracted by today's guests. OYA UHM. I always know frequently make my parents stop interrupting people at the dinner table, cuz I hate it. And I make them not talk when they're shoving food into their mouths cuz it's... yea.

BTW, JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW. JANE EYRE IS WAYYYYYYYYYY BETTER THAN WUTHERING HEIGHTS, even though Wuthering Heights is more popular. Jane Eyre is MUCH MUCH BETTER K. AND DESERVES MUCH MORE CREDIT.

I'm still waiting to borrow Gone With The Wind from the library and uhm... yea I still haven't read The Hunchback of Notre Dame. My dad's like, omg read it. It r sooo good

uhm yea so rite now I'm eating the crepes I was bragging about and uhm. KAY. VIDEO TIME.

Ugh. The sky is still keeping its dull colour from yesterday, so uninteresting. It also decreases the nice view of the trees everywhere and flowers. I prefer skies with a bit more variety of colours.

Oh yea I had 5 min 20 min noodles today/yesterday at 11:50 - 12:05 am cuz I was miraciously hungry D:  Amazinggggg 

Ugh, anyway, my Dad got a business email from some guy and it had a graph thing in it and he wanted to print it out. So he asked me to do it. Except, I couldn't fit the graph's proportions to an A4 piece of paper. (I eventually did but it took really long). Anyway, I was nearly done when he walked in and said:"You done yet? YOU STILL HAVEN'T PRINTED IT OUT? YOU'RE NOT DONE?"
Then I was annoyed but I kept trying. Eventually I got it and called him over to ask if this was alright so that I could print it out for him. But as soon as he got to my room he was nearly the same as before. He said this before I could tell him I was done:"YOU STILL HAVEN'T PRINTED IT OUT? WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG. HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYINGA GAME OR DOING SOMETHING WITH YOUR COMPUTER WHEN I WASN'T HERE?"
I got really pissed off because he started accusing me of something which I didn't do, so I told him that I was actually done, showed him it then turned off the comp rather than printing it out.

Resisting asian parents is fun because they're incredibly unreasonable. Have I mentioned that I hate it when you're talking and someone interrupts you? Or when someone else is talking and the other person interrupts them? Just makes me want to punch them in the face until my first is literally broken. LET HIM FINISH HIS GOD DAMNED PHRASE. To be honest, I sometimes do it too if I'm thinking fast. Yes, it's a bit ironic but if I cut you off, tell me that I did cuz I'd regret it instantly.

I also like and dislike the fact that when some people make points, they shout. It's fun, especially watching one of these arguments/debates. As one person is shouting heaps but gets outreasoned by the calm and sometimes mono-toned opposition.

What also happened today which decreased my relationship with my dad (for today only though, I hope) is that some guy from Energy Choice (which is a branch under Energy Australia) came to our home. He told us about solar energy choices and house insulators. So I was the translator (as usual). I asked my dad if we wanted solar energy (even though I knew we didn't) and he said no. Then the guy asked about our house insulator.
 So I start off translating saying:"Do we have..."
AND THEN I GET CUT OFF BY MY DAD WHO SAYS:"NO WE DONT WANT SOLAR ENERGY." And he said it reasonably loud.

Eventually I snatch the chance but telling him about our insulators. I was kinda interested in replacing our 10 year old house insulator, and so was my dad, but he couldn't be fucked. (yes i swore for once in a long time) He said that what if it was a scam? Or the guy would purposely disrupt the insulator when he was inspecting the proportions just so that we had to replace one. blablablablabalbalblablabllballbalbalbalbshutup.

Parents are also complaining about how LITTLE work I do. WHAT THE FUCK. I do like, at LEAST 3 hours a day, and normally a few more hours than that. I do game a lot, and I admit that. It's ironic though because I KNOW that a lot of gaming is bad for you but I CAN'T not play, even though I know I should cut down. Well, at least I have the positive fact that I'm not one of those fat people who also are failing (academically and physically). 

Oh yea and I knocked myself out today. It's fun. Lie your whole body on your bed except for your head, make sure it's just off the ledge (which is what your neck is on). Try and tense EVERY muscle in your body and do not breathe. You find yourself waking up later. Somtimes it's only 1 minute, other times it's 5 minutes and you can have half an hour too. Pretty kool. :D 

Good ol' Blessthefall. For those of you who don't know, this is about a girl who gets kidnapped by a couple because she witnesses something bad the couple did. Search lyrics up if you can't understand.

Hi everyone ;0  it's still pretty hot, 30 degrees i think, but there's no sun. so the sky is white and doesn't look awesome :(  It's cooler now though

I watched The Duchess yesterday. :D Good romantic movie.

I want to tell you all about one of our plants. A few months ago, it was growing all retarded and stuff so my dad started cutting it up. Then I walked past and saw. And he was cutting nearly all the leaves off. So i was dived in front and said, OHH SHIT DONT CUT ALL THE LEAVES!!! Then he stopped and there were 2 leaves about 1mm by 2mm left. -__- We all expected the plant to die but eventually the leaves got bigger, more leaves cam and now it's kool.

I have an announcement to make. My parents finally let me do easier Maths. :D Ones which i'll get correct most of the time. It's next years two books, ICE-EM 3A and 3B. Zomg lol ezpzlemsqz.  Except I do it really fast I have to stall for an hour or half an hour to make it look like I've done loads. ;D

Hmm... what else can I talk about x3  OH  YEAH, yesterday at 12 am I cut my nails cuz they were growing long and girlish.

Ohyea and Joanne got angry me cuz I uploaded the 1 second non-suggestive video on fb, which I did delete. Ehh, whatever. No one else can see it anymore unless they downloaded that video with Orbit or some program like that. =\

I cleaned my computer's fans insides today too. Opened up the case and used vacuum to suck some dust out from the CPU fan. ;D 


Whoever doesn't like this song is gay.

HI. GUESS WUT. I SWAM IN MY POOL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE... 1 year? ;D I was forced to, but it turned out to be nice :D  I expected it to be freezing but I did some steroid fast laps at the start and today was also 35 C, so yea.

I also forgot to mention I stapled myself yesterday. I was changing the staplers back and when I pressed the thing together so the stapler was intact, I stapled myself. Then I said ow and pulled it out. But it reminded me of when I was 10. I also stapled myself (first time) but before I pulled it out, I took a good 30 seconds to look at it and show my parents. Great achievement by me.

Oyea and I have two mosquitoe/fly bites on my left wrist. The fly inserted its straw-like mouth and probed my wrist. o_O It stung at first and was a bit surprising cuz I was in the middle of gaming with Marcus. I already knew there was a fly in the room but I cbf to kill it. However, I eventually sprayed that aeroguard repellant but I accidentally breathed and tasted some. Tasted really bad x___x

Hm and after swimming today it took me like, 5 long minutes to change out of swimwear cuz it was stuck and eventually my arms got stuck too so I squirmed around on the shower floor till I could finally get it off u_u  i also got shampoo in my eye cuz at the time I was thinking about how unco i was being unable to change.

Did I also mention that so many of my parents' business or just casual letters are all composed by me? x_X And sometimes when I'm in the middle of a game or talking to someone, I get called out to write one.

I never watched Bleach and only know so little about it. Ulquiorra was my only favourite guy and he's awesome. :D  But I love this song and AMVs are cool, for any anime (unless i hate one).

Success! :D I was allowed to upload 1 second of the video that some people didn't want us to see. I chose the cool part so you would all get it.

ANYWAY. I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. :D

Holidays have gone past so fast, haven't they? x____x

IM GOING TO ADD LYRICS FOR THIS SONG SO MY POST LOOKS LONG ;) this song is in the playlist too, i think



Tonight is gone

They tell you it's your time
But I won't let them take you from me
And I'll never get far from you
(I'll never get far from you)
We all feel the same
(Can't stop this suffering in my head)

Can't turn this one around
If I could pull you from wreckage
We'd be all fine, oh lord
Don't tell me this is happening
If I could hold you for a second
We'd be all right, oh lord
Don't tell me this is happening

So when does it start getting better
So far from home
The lights are fading out
Just leave us all behind

If I could pull you from wreckage
We'd be all fine, oh lord
Don't tell me this is happening
If I could hold you for a second
We'd be all right, oh lord
Don't tell me this is happening

Ohhhh
I never should have let you go
Until I'll be with you
I'm dying on my own


If I could pull you from wreckage
We'd be all fine, oh lord
Don't tell me this is happening
If I could hold you for a second
We'd be all right, oh lord
Don't tell me this is happening

And I know,
I'm not the only one
Dont' tell me this is happening
And I know, I'm not the only one
Don't tell me this is happening
Don't tell me this is happening

YES I KNOW. STOP LAUGHING. GET OVER IT. I GOT A HAIRCUT ALREADY = =" .  Parents being even MOAR azn.

Btw, today is so friggin hot. I got home after 3 hours of shopping in Eastwood and Officeworks (for school x____x short holidays, rite?) and was like, fully wasted. I sat in front of a fan for 15 minutes straight, no breaks. 

Anyway, I haz that video Joanne didn't want anyone of us to see. I managed to blackmail convince Alicia to send me it :D Now I'm not sure whether I will upload it or not. Probably won't but if there's high demand (which means 95% of people who ask in the next week say Yes), I might put it up. Might. Lol. I just want to keep the tension going for the people who don't want anyone else to see it :D I'm soo nice...

Short post today, might update later.

Hihihihi people.

 I have a new aunt (Mum's brother's new wife). Uncle divorced a while go but he's newly remarried which is cool :D I'll get another cousin!! GREAT.

Can I just mention my Mum has one of the best arguing/reasoning tactics. Though this has been acquired by many asian parents as a skill, my mum's prtty pro at it. It's called talking incredibly loudly and don't let the other person talk. It's also commonly known as: Interrupt as much as you can! 

Ohyea, and I suck shit at Yr10 coordinate geometry. Cuz I can seriously NOT BE SCREWED to remember the formulas. And then there's the ones which include the formulas and make you actually think.

Also, many of you have been interested in one of my many er... ways of eating/diets. I'll share one with you today. This one works on me, and will probably work on people like Waynne judging what he eats.

So, how to lose 1.2 kg to 0.4 kg in one day. It's really simple. Really. Eat at a fast food restaurant for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'd recommend McDonalds but anything else with a similar amount of fat nutrients will do. Lunch and dinner has to be pretty big, which is why I recommend the Large Double Quarter Pounder Meal from McDonalds. Do not do much physical exercise, try and do something like sit at the computer all day.
Weigh in the next morning to find yourself lght by 1.2kg - 0.4 kg. IT WORKED/WORKS FOR ME!

I do not hold any responsibility what so ever if you do gain weight. You have taken this guide under this unnescesary warning and will hold responsibility for whatever the outcome will be.

Anyway. BYEBYE.

Uhm. HI GUIS.

I'm making 20 MINUTE NOODLES RITE NOW :D

I took my luvo today so now I'm just waiting for Joanne to go online to send it to her for an icecream. :D I reckon I look supa supa uber ultra and extra ugly in it D: srsly.   

Today I want to talk about my parents watching super asian tv. Mainly my Mum though, my dad just tags along >_>

Anyway, there's this political discussion thing and all the asians in it (besides 2) always just shout when it's their turn to make a point. I can't understand half the things they are saying. :\  And my mum will do lots of stuff just to watch it. And then there's othere crazy asian shit I don't want to talk about.

Well yea. Hopefully Joanne won't upload it to FB and tag everyone. -__- so i'm going to make an early apology if you all get email spammed even though it's not my fault cuz im such a thoughtful guy.

ANYWAY. :D <--------- STARE AT THE FACE FOR 10 MINUTES AND SOMETHING AMAZING WILL HAPPEN.

Good Vampire Knight AMV. Even though I don't watch that anime, I just searched Bless The Fall - With Eyes Wide Shut song up and I found this. great song. :D


(SKIP TO 2:05 FOR GOOD PART. IT'S HOUSE MUSIC SO IT BUILDS UP)

Ok pplz, there's a lot to talk about today (i think). But first off, SHIT. I FOUND OUT MY PHONE PLAN IS CONTRACTED TO NEXT YEAR FEBRUARY/MARCH. NOT THIS YEAR. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Ok let's see... well, previous post I said I was bailing from another party. But my parents got really angry and started telling me off, so they forced me to go. However, on that day, I DIDN'T GET TO USE COMP FOR OVER HALF AN HOUR. D:  So they said I can use epic today. :D So uhmm... GG.

At the party dinner table, EVERYONE LAUGHS EVERY 5 - 10 SECONDS!!! Even if the joke isn't funny. And evil asian wives were hiding beer from their husbands. On the subject of beer, I made a bet and pact with my dad that I will never drink a full bottle of beer in my life time (does not include wine, just to let you know). And currently, I want to keep that promise. And no, I'm not going to smoke one cigarette either (though I doubt anyone will of our generation in 10 - 20 years).

There's also an occassional awkward silence. Everyone at that time is like:"Yea. Hmm. Yer. Mmm huh yea." Until someone's like:"That's a nice ornament over there!" And the conversation kicks off. :D

Probably heaps of you are now asking,"Why do you bail these parties/dinners?" Well, other than the obvious fact of them being boring and a waste of time to me, all my parents' friends have daughters. And I'm uncomfortable doing any activities with them. Which is also why I just sit next to my parents until we leave. I also feel like a massive playa sometimes (which I'm most definitely not), so I try stay away as much as I can.

I also found out I'm pretty pro at eating sunflower seeds. My technique is like WOAH SO PRO AND FAST.

The dinner finished at 7:30pm but everyone kept having a big conversation for 4 hours until we could 'try' and leave. This is because the goodbye process takes pretty long. Because when we all get out of the host's house to our cars, a new conversation begins and I have to wait it out. Yesterday's was only 15 minutes, but I've had worse (1 hour).


I also didn't mention something on the Tuesday blog. When I got home from the outing, I was really close to my Mum and she was like:"Wtf, did you use perfume?" And I said no. But then I remembered in my mind that time when Alicia tried to steal my iPod at the pho place. IT'S JUST A POSSIBILITY OK? >_> 
Yea but the point is, my mum is really suspicious of me now. I'm getting questioned much more often.

Most of the questions include:
Do you have a girlfriend I don't know about/you haven't told me about?
Have you already had over 2 girlfriends? (this was the most random one...)
How often do you talk to girls?
Do you meet them often, such as after school?
How much physical contact have you had with them?
If so, what type of physical contact? (this one was the worst question)
Do you hug lots of girls?
Have you kissed any/been kissed?

Uhm yea, ETC.

She also eyes me now whenever I talk about my friends.

ANYWAY. ;D
YAC/BM. You're All Chick / Boy Magnets.

HIHI. IMA DOING MY ASIAN HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW :D  And I finally figured out one question after half an hour cuz it was so long and hard ( IN A NON SEXUAL WAY = =" ).

For those of you who don't know, I LIVE IN CASTLE HILL. >> YEA. THAT'S RIGHT. C-A-S-T-L-E H-I-L-L.

Ohyea and I found out Marcus got MODERN WARFARE 2 :D SO WE CAN GAME TOGETHER MOAR :D

Anywayyss, I might take my luvo for that icecream today  o___o or tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I'm going to take it soon, probably at least this week hey that rhymes. Oh and uhm, I forgot to mention this on yesterday's blog but Alicia's head to body ratio grew again. AHAHHAHA.

I just read Joanne's blog. SHE LIKES CLEANING? HAH. FEMININE INSTINCTS ARE KICKING IN. But how is cleaning FUN? ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. IT'S SO BORING MOVING ONE THING FROM ONE PLACE TO THE OTHER. And whenever I try clean, I feel really wasted and lazy in the first 10 minutes. My room's has stuff everywhere now and my parents tell me:"Oi, clean your room." And I just get all the books sprawled everywhere in a stack and put them in a corner, knowing that they'll be sprawled again in the next few days. And I'm meant to fold my clothes neatly but I only fold them in half then put them all in a pile and shove them somewhere in the closet. :D

My parents are going to some other asian dinner party today which I'm going to BAIL AGAIN. :D

just got back and finished some asian homework which I did surprisingly fast. :D Very fast. Maybe it was just an easy subject, which it was (congruence, similarity and trig).

Anyway, Avatar 3D was pretty cool although Alicia kept revealing the next part to me out loud. Joanne watched Borat on my iPod. I somehow convinced her yesterday, saying that it's fine and couldn't scar anyone. But yea, she watched it through the movie and got up to the sick parts and showed Alicia, scarring them both :D 

It was also a day of awkwardness and loitering cuz after the movie we didn't know what to do. It took about 10 minutes to decide to start walking. And Marcus and I were meant to pretend we didn't know who Alicia and Joanne were because Alicia's dad had to see Joanne for 'confirmation' o____o 

Anyway, have a nice day peoples. :D 

I got up mildly early today (9.30 AM) cuz parents' friends are coming over soon (it's now 9:51 am).

Ok so yea, I heard this city outing thing on Tuesday? And people told me to go?? o_____o I am probably going (90% chance), but I want to know who else is going out that day. And I want to watch Avatar :D  Even if most of the people have watched it, I'm going to be stingy and watch it. So you can all watch a separate movie if you don't want to watch Avatar.

Some people said they'll watch that movie (again) with me :D   Anyway, when does it start?

Hihi. I'm officially naming the 3rd of January 'Coincedence Day'. Yea, cuz of some coincedences day and pretty cool luck.

Anyway, today at abt 6:50am I did the 'OMFG I LOST MY HAIR STRAIGHTENER' prank on Alicia. And it worked :D Her phone wasn't off like on Wednesday and she was actually asleep. It sounded so funny when she first talked cuz she was half awake (i think). She half mumbled 'hello?' and sounded wasted. Really wasted.

Anyway, I got a death threat in return which sounded pleasing.

At about 10 am, I left home with my Dad to go shopping cuz we might have some guests over tomorrow. Then I met Alicia. -______-

I turned to go up an escalator. Perfect timing. Luckily I didn't go Gorden Mode and shout out her name like what he did to Whitney. o__o  Parents would have rolled us both. Good thing is she didn't get the chance to fulfil her death threat in the morning.


ANYWAY. NOTHING ELSE SLIGHTLY INTERESTING TODAY. ;D GOOD DAY.

Zomg. Today I have to make all these super pro azn delicacies cuz my dad cut his hand and can't do half the stuff. -_______- Now I have to do it. It's making me go on and off computer which is pretty annoying.

And for your information: No, I did not go to Alicia's outing because Waynne didn't go. I only would've went if Waynne went. :D  I'm so slow at cutting shallots. D: Cuz U HAVE TO MAKE EM SO THIN.


Anyway, nothing much to talk about today (as usual). I may have run out of ideas. I'm not sure, as I can't be bothered thinking of any.

Just started reading Wuthering Heights. It better be good.

I got up at 11:30 am today, improvement as opposed to 1.00 pm yesterday.

People are talking about the group outing on saturday? wha? They say the info is on facebook but i can't find it !!! :( Help plocks.

Ehh, I'm off to an asian dinner today. And I'm not bailing this one, and there's not that many people too. Be off at like, 5 pm.

Anyway, nothing's that interesting to talk about other than the fact it's 2010. Do we call it 'two thousand and ten', 'twenty ten' or 'two zero one zero'?? That's another question of life :D