Ok. First off, MERRY CHRISTMAS :D And hopefully you'll get a nice 2010 which won't punch you in the face like will be better than 2009 did.


Now sit back and learn from Mr. David.


Ok, time to talk about planes and how comfortable they are. (I'm bringing up this topic cuz I was talking about planes with Isabella last night/early morning).

OHYEA BTW, I JUST WANT U TO ALL KNOW THAT MY DAD WAS A BOMBER PILOT WHEN HE WAS 15 TILL LIKE... 20? But yea. ^^

Anyways. Sleeping falls under the BIG and IMPORTANT category of laziness, which is one of the most important (or maybe even the most important) aspects of being asian. But it's nearly impossible to sleep on a plane unless you haven't had sleep in 3 days straight. Oh yea, and first class is exempted from this rant.

First, take a look at the seat. I'm using the one in the A380, as Isabella's taking that aircraft. TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT ITS DESIGN.

Pretty flashy huh? Looks nice. NO. I swear that the guys who designs all of the aircraft economy seats PURPOSELY designed it so that it severly reduces the possibility of falling asleep.

Come on, he purposely created the headset so you can't fall asleep. It is pushing your head forwardd, hoping you'll sleep.
Then he's saying: "Oh, I did a great job cuz I put those bendy things on."
What he means by that is the head rests which can be pulled to stop your head being rolled to the side. BUT IF YOU USE THEM, YOU CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE AND IT KEEPS SCRATCHING UR FACE.

I have no idea why they do this but take a look at the armrests. (this happens in cinemas too). Between two seats, THERE IS ONLY ONE ARM CHAIR. Which means those two people are going to have to have a fight to the death so they can use it.

Ok, now look at the head rest again. There's a white cloth. Turn your head a few times, make yourself comfortable on it. Stretch in your seat. Then it falls off. It then normally drops down behind your back or neck, which makes it incredibly uncomfortable. So what does the average person do? Turn around and put it back up. Only to discover later it fell off again, which irritates the human who has to put it back up. Unless he brought some super glue with him, chances are, it's going to annoy you.

Now, with the back rest. It's soft. Sure, it actually is a bit comfy. But the downside is the DAMN KIDS WHO ALWAYS SIT BEHIND ME. I DON'T REMEMBER ONE TRIP WHERE THERE ISN'T SOME 5 YEAR OLD BEHIND ME KICKING THE FUCKING CHAIR. The designer gives you some petty excuse:" oh, it's soft because it's comfortable." BUT NOT WHEN THERE'S SOME FREAK WITH EXCESSIVE LEG SPASMS. I remember clearly when I was 4 to 8 years old and on a plane. I DIDN'T FUCKING KICK THE CHAIR IN FRONT OF ME. In fact, I was telling off other people my age to stop kicking the chair.

I swear that every airline company has this notice saying: "If you notice anyone named 'David Kang', place him in front of an infant or under 8 year old child for a half year pay rise of $100 to your monthly salary." No joke.

Onto another thing. The computers/TVs. Sure, they give you some nice movies to watch. But it is SOOOOOOOO annoying when you're on your last one, half through and the cliffhanger is revealed. THE PLANE IS SUDDENLY FUCKING LANDING. And the airline companies also probably have notices for the pilots saying:"Land plane when a 'David Kang' is halfway his 5th movie for a temporary year pay rise. Make pointless announcements when he just finished a cliffhanger for $65."

Ok, now the toilets. Haha. No, I'm not complaining that they're dirty. Hardly any are dirty. What I hate about it is when you flush the toilet. IT MAKES A REALLY LOUD NOISE THAT FUCKING POPS YOUR EARDRUMS. OWWWWWWW. But other than that, it's fine.



And that's all. Please forgive me for my swearing, I tried to censor myself at the start but as you can evidently see, I failed. My fingers subconsciously typed it in.

Video of the day:
talking about planes...


Song of the day:
yay this guy finally didnt but up some incredibly sus pic.