Before I start talking about my amazing life discovery, IT RAINED FOR ONCE IN  LIKE... 2 WEEKS? OMG.

Yes, I know and have discovered a truth what only a few male species has every discovered upon this Earth. A few of the great wonders.
This includes:
Are female public toilets (in malls) really clean and doesn't smell like shit?
Is there really a queue?
Are there actually women at the sink doing makeup for a long time like in movies?


Well, ladies and gents. just gents, the truth is now revealed! DDDDD:

Yes, chances are the 9 of 10 public toilets in malls (such as Westfield) will be exceptionally clean. Yes, I mean clean, dry floors. DRY. OMG. though I dunno how they do it. D:

Yes, there is a queue if there isn't enough cubicles. Mhmm, a CIVILISED and ORDERLY queue. No joke.

And yes, chances are, these toilets will have at least 1 or two women doing makeup without somehow disturbing or disrupting the use of what those sinks are actually for: washing hands.


Now, I must put it into contrast with the toilets in the same mall.
Here are the statistics:
3 of 5 are likely to be very unclean.
1 of 10 could be alright.
1 of 20 are actully up to the female 9 out of 10s standard. however, this lacks people doing make up WITHOUT disturbing the use of what sinks are actuallu for, not that there are many males who use make up. And there are no queues.

Ok, now to tell you about the unclean toilets.
Let's give you a perfect walkthrough and scene.
Say there's one of these gross toilets, it has 5 cubicles.
4 of 5 will either having shit/urine over the toilet seats.
1 of 5 won't even have a motherfucking toilet seat.
1 of 5 won't have any toilet paper.
1 of 5 will have shit wiped who knows where.

There's also USED up pieces of toilet paper on the ground. But not just around the toilet, IT'S ACTUALLY OUT OF THE FUCKING CUBICLE BETWEEN THE CUBICLE DOOR AND THE SINK. SO HE MUST HAVE LIKE, CHUCKED IT OUT OR SOME CRAZY SHIT.

And the stench is horrible. I have to take a massive breath of fresh air in before I go in, and will only allow myself to breathe like... 3 times in there. 4 maximum. 


So I envy all the women who are lucky enough to use clean public toilets.
This is making me sound gay, but it's true!



I scarred you for like, always a pleasure.



Video of the day:
They're not shuffling to a shuffle song but.... this still defines what epic is.


CUTE



Song of the day:

I think this song is nice